Upcoming Events:
A Conversation With Cortland + Book Signing
📍 Analog Dope – Las Vegas
April 4, 1PM
This is what happens when travel becomes a lifestyle—and restraint doesn’t.
Love
Lust
Layovers
Simpin’ All Over the World isn’t just a travel memoir—it’s a bold, unfiltered journey through love, lust, and the search for meaning in a life lived in motion. With sharp insight and unapologetic humor, Cortland Hill pulls you into the unpredictable world of a young flight attendant learning, the hard way, that turbulence isn’t always in the sky.
Across continents and through countless connections—romantic and otherwise—this story blends intelligence with entertainment, proving that wisdom doesn’t always come from playing it safe. It comes from chasing adventure, falling flat on your face, getting back up, and learning to laugh at the chaos.
This is a ride that’s fearless, honest, and deeply human. Because sometimes the most important journey isn’t the one stamped in your passport—it’s the one that teaches you who you really are.
